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michaeljohnclarke
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michael john clarke
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sorry got abducted by aliens...they have taken me to their planet its nice up here and the view of earth is most pleasant....i know i shall soon start to miss the things that made earpth "EARPTH" ?? where is that...it must be the brain scanning that the aliens keep doing on my noodle, must be having strangeness on my spelling , anyway as i was saying ....i miss feeding the ducks and watching endless re-runs of the sound of music but the aliens are doing their best and i have a realistic holigram of Interpol playing live on stage beamed onto the face of a large volcano that is just outside my pod.
Hope u are well must end tran..ss.. missio...on as they are coming to give me my daily enema......GULP.
my crimby new year was bad as was last year as was the 6 years before, i no longer like it and it no longer likes me ..this is a sad situation but i am at the mercy of lifes various double dealings..on xmas day was driving down the M4 at a late and bizzarre hour wondering about the pointlessness of everything...merry christmas to me it was not.
hello ..ive bin away , my alter ego is as a super human life saving dude who can grip with fantastic grippyness, i can cling to stuff like buildings and then leap like a giant harvest mouse onto people who are by definition very EVIL...its not an easy job as i myself have a dark side !!!!
and my sympathy is oft with the felons i end up GRIPPIN.
I am also sufferin from a rare disease that makes me leave the G of the end of endin s........ take care speak soon ...duty calls
not sure..could be "barm pot"??? who knows, am very glad you do not see me as normal, this would be a serious oversight as the last thing i want to be thought of in anyway is NORMAL..god forbid !!!! my site on DA is so poor, the problem is i am not geared up to show my art and i am still using the library computer when i do log-on...both of these things will be SORTED.....my art is as BARN POT as my ramblings and i think will just be seen as very poor...i have spent a lot of time learning how to draw badly and see everything polished as craft rather than ART..thus the end product leaves me wide open for very heavy critique....but i can take it .(most of the time) One day i shall get a GALLERY up and running.
Meantime the odd chat will have to do....take care and thanks for the contact.
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If you think that knowledge is expensive
Then you should see the cost of ignorance
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Hope u are well must end tran..ss.. missio...on as they are coming to give me my daily enema......GULP.
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JAMES SPADER.....now we are talking cool
How was your crimbley New Year then?
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JAMES SPADER.....now we are talking cool
and my sympathy is oft with the felons i end up GRIPPIN.
I am also sufferin from a rare disease that makes me leave the G of the end of endin s........ take care speak soon ...duty calls
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JAMES SPADER.....now we are talking cool
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!!
In a bit matey.
(IS it barn-pot or barm-pot?????)
Meh..
Meantime the odd chat will have to do....take care and thanks for the contact.
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JAMES SPADER.....now we are talking cool
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